EthaMap Core - DNA Alcohol Wellness Report (30 markers)

EthaMap CORE — Your DNA Drink Match · $69
Taste Match is not Body Match. The drink you love isn’t always the one your body loves back — and your genes are the reason. EthaMap Core reads about 30 of the genes behind how your body actually handles alcohol, and turns them into a personal report you’ll reach for every time you go out.
One swab. A CLIA-certified lab reads your DNA. And you finally understand you — why some drinks hit different, why your friend can do espresso martinis at midnight and you can’t, and which drinks are genuinely built for your body.
What you get
• Your DrinkFit Score — one clear number (Metabolism + Ingredient + Taste) so you know your fit at a glance.
• Your Metabolism Profile — how fast your body breaks alcohol down and clears it (ALDH2, ADH1B): your flush response and the pace that keeps you feeling your best.
• Your Caffeine Sensitivity — how you handle the caffeine hiding in espresso martinis, rum & cola, and canned RTDs.
• Your Taste & Ingredient Fit — the flavors and ingredients that genuinely suit your palate.
• Your Matched Drinks — real ready-to-drink options ranked for your body, not just your taste.
• Your Shareable Result Card — a clean, screenshot-ready card of your scores.
• Your Recovery Blueprint — a personalized before/during/after plan built from your genes.
How it works
1. Swab — a painless 2-minute cheek swab at home.
2. Mail it back — prepaid, straight to our CLIA-certified lab.
3. Get your report — we email you a private link when it’s ready.
The science behind it
• Processed by a CLIA-certified laboratory — the same certification standard used by clinical labs in the U.S.
• Built on the most established alcohol genetics. Your body turns alcohol into acetaldehyde (an irritant), then clears it into harmless acetate. Two of the most well-studied genes in the field — ALDH2 and ADH1B — shape how fast you do each step, which drives flushing, comfort, and how you feel the next day.
• Transparent and honest. Rules-based and reviewed by our science and regulatory advisors. Every insight carries a confidence level, and where the data isn’t clear, we say “Unknown” instead of guessing.
What makes us different
Most “DNA drink” products just match you to flavors. We start with your body. EthaMap is metabolism-first — how you process alcohol, not only what tastes good — because the drink you love isn’t always the one that loves you back. That’s the difference between a fun gimmick and a report you’ll actually use.
Why it’s worth it
• Spend smarter. Stop paying for drinks that don’t love you back — point your money at the ones you’ll enjoy.
• One test, for life. Your DNA never changes, so a single report guides every choice from here on.
• Understand your own body. Finally know why the same drink affects you differently than everyone else.
• Made to share. Your result card is made for social — post it, tag us, compare with friends.
Who it’s for
For the friend who always feels rougher than everyone else. For the person planning a big night who wants to do it smart. For a memorable 21st-birthday or grad gift. If you drink socially and want it to feel better, this is for you.
Our promise
• Free re-swab guarantee. If your sample doesn’t pass our quality check, we re-swab you — we won’t send a low-confidence report.
• Your DNA is yours. Never sold, never shared with employers or insurers. Used only to create your report, stored securely, deletable anytime.
• Wellness & educational use only — not medical advice. Does not diagnose, treat, or prevent any condition, and does not determine how much alcohol is safe for you. For adults of legal drinking age (21+).
One swab. Every round after, smarter. Get your Core kit.