EthaMap Core - DNA Alcohol Wellness Report (30 markers)

EthaMap Core - DNA Alcohol Wellness Report (30 markers)

$69.00
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EthaMap Core - DNA Alcohol Wellness Report (30 markers)
  • EthaMap Core - DNA Alcohol Wellness Report (30 markers)
  • EthaMap Core - DNA Alcohol Wellness Report (30 markers)
EthaMap Core - DNA Alcohol Wellness Report (30 markers)

EthaMap Core - DNA Alcohol Wellness Report (30 markers)

$69.00

The drinks you'll love — that love you back. The drink you love isn't always the one your body loves back, and your genes are the reason. EthaMap Core reads about 30 of the genes behind how your body actually handles alcohol, and turns them into a personal report you'll reach for every time you go out.

One swab. A CLIA-certified lab reads your DNA. And you finally understand you — why some drinks hit different, why your friend can do espresso martinis at midnight and you can't, and which drinks are genuinely built for your body.

What you get

  • Your DrinkFit Score — one clear number (Metabolism + Ingredient + Taste) so you know your fit at a glance.
  • Your Metabolism Profile — how fast your body breaks alcohol down and clears it (ALDH2, ADH1B): your flush response and the pace that keeps you feeling your best.
  • Your Caffeine Sensitivity — how you handle the caffeine hiding in espresso martinis, rum & cola, and canned RTDs.
  • Your Taste & Ingredient Fit — the flavors and ingredients that genuinely suit your palate.
  • Your Matched Drinks — real ready-to-drink options ranked for your body, not just your taste.
  • Your Shareable Result Card — a clean, screenshot-ready card of your scores.
  • Your Recovery Blueprint — a personalized before/during/after plan built from your genes.

How it works

  1. Swab — a painless 2-minute cheek swab at home.
  2. Mail it back — prepaid, straight to our CLIA-certified lab.
  3. Get your report — we email you a private link when it's ready.

The science behind it

  • Processed by a CLIA-certified laboratory — the same certification standard used by clinical labs in the U.S.
  • Built on the most established alcohol genetics. Your body turns alcohol into acetaldehyde (an irritant), then clears it into harmless acetate. Two of the most well-studied genes in the field — ALDH2 and ADH1B — shape how fast you do each step, which drives flushing, comfort, and how you feel the next day.
  • Transparent and honest. Rules-based and reviewed by our science and regulatory advisors. Every insight carries a confidence level, and where the data isn't clear, we say "Unknown" instead of guessing.

What makes us different

Most "DNA drink" products just match you to flavors. We start with your body. EthaMap is metabolism-first — how you process alcohol, not only what tastes good — because the drink you love isn't always the one that loves you back. That's the difference between a fun gimmick and a report you'll actually use.

Why it's worth it

  • Spend smarter. Stop paying for drinks that don't love you back — point your money at the ones you'll enjoy.
  • One test, for life. Your DNA never changes, so a single report guides every choice from here on.
  • Understand your own body. Finally know why the same drink affects you differently than everyone else.
  • Made to share. Your result card is made for social — post it, tag us, compare with friends.

Who it's for

For the friend who always feels rougher than everyone else. For the person planning a big night who wants to do it smart. For a memorable 21st-birthday or grad gift. If you drink socially and want it to feel better, this is for you.

Our promise

  • Free re-swab guarantee. If your sample doesn't pass our quality check, we re-swab you — we won't send a low-confidence report.
  • Your DNA is yours. Never sold, never shared with employers or insurers. Used only to create your report, stored securely, deletable anytime.
  • Wellness & educational use only — not medical advice. Does not diagnose, treat, or prevent any condition, and does not determine how much alcohol is safe for you. For adults of legal drinking age (21+).

One swab. Every round after, smarter. Get your Core kit.

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No — EthaMap is a wellness and educational product, not a medical test. It won't diagnose anything or tell you how much is safe to drink. But "not medical" doesn't mean "not real." Your report is built on some of the most well-studied genes in human biology — like ALDH2 and ADH1B — the ones that control how your body turns alcohol into acetaldehyde and clears it. That's the actual science behind why you flush, why some nights leave you rough, and why certain drinks suit you better than others. We take that established research and turn it into plain-language insights you can use — no lab coat required.
Honestly? Almost anyone who drinks — even those who just want a fun activity. If you've ever wondered why a drink hits you differently than your friends, why some nights leave you feeling rough, or which drinks are actually worth ordering, this is for you. It's a favorite for the curious: the craft-cocktail lover, the wine drinker, the recent college grad figuring out what agrees with them, or anyone who just wants their nights out to be better. It also makes a genuinely original gift for the person who has everything, or a memorable, one-of-a-kind present from a parent. Whether you drink often or just want the times you do to really count, EthaMap helps you understand your own body and drink smarter.
It's three simple steps. First, you swab the inside of your cheek at home — it takes about two painless minutes, with no needles. Then you seal it in the prepaid mailer and send it straight to our CLIA-certified lab. Finally, once your results are ready, we email you your personalized DrinkFit report with your scores, your matched drinks, and a clear read on how your body handles what's in the glass. No appointments, no hassle — just swab, send, and see.
Your DrinkFit Score, which is an at-a-glance read on how well a drink fits you overall. Underneath that, you'll find your Metabolism Fit — how your body breaks alcohol down and clears it — along with your Ingredient Fit and your Taste Fit, so you can see exactly where a drink works for you and where it doesn't. You'll also get your caffeine sensitivity, your matched drinks ranked for you, and a personalized recovery guide to help you feel better the next day. Pro adds a deeper Food & Ingredient Response breakdown, occasion-based pairings, and a pocket cheat sheet you can pull up when you're out.
Mainly the well-established alcohol-metabolism genes — ALDH2 and ADH1B — plus supporting markers for metabolism, caffeine, taste, and ingredient response. These are among the most replicated findings in human genetics, which is exactly why we build on them instead of chasing novelty. Every insight in your report is explained in plain language with a confidence level, and where your data isn't clear, we say so instead of guessing.
Completely — and protecting it is the foundation this entire company is built on. Your DNA is the most personal data you have, and we treat it that way. Our promise is simple: your genetic data is yours alone. We never sell it, we never share it with employers, insurers, or advertisers, and we never use it for anything beyond creating your report. It's stored securely, and you stay in control — you can ask us to delete it at any time. We didn't build EthaMap to collect data; we built it to help you understand your body, and keeping your DNA private isn't a feature we added — it's non-negotiable.
A CLIA-certified laboratory — the same certification standard used by clinical labs across the United States. That means your sample is handled under real quality controls, not in someone's garage. Your report is also reviewed against our science and regulatory guidance before it ever reaches you, so what you read has been checked for accuracy and for how clearly it's worded.
Your kit ships within a few business days of ordering. Once your swab reaches our lab, your report is typically ready within a few weeks. Genetic analysis takes a little time to do right. The best part: you don't have to keep checking. The moment your report is live, we email it straight to you, so it lands in your inbox the second it's ready.
It happens sometimes — and it's never your fault. Once in a while a cheek swab just doesn't pick up enough usable DNA, which is exactly why our CLIA-certified lab runs a quality check on every single sample before we generate a thing. If yours doesn't pass, we don't guess and we don't cut corners. We email you right away a report.

How it works

1
Swab

Swab

A painless 2-minute cheek swab, at home.

2
Mail it back

Mail it back

Prepaid mailer, straight to our CLIA-certified lab.

3
Get your report

Get your report

We email your personalized DrinkFit report.

Why it matters

Two people can order the same cocktail and have completely different nights. The difference is often in your genes — how you taste flavors and how you process alcohol. Know your profile, and you can order the drinks you'll enjoy and feel good after, every time.

Taste you'll love. A body that agrees.

Most drink guides stop at flavor. EthaMap matches you on both — the tastes you actually like and how your body handles what's in the glass — so your picks are delicious and leave you feeling good. Your DNA turns that into your DrinkFit matches. One swab, and every round after is smarter.